They have like 500 drink flavors, if what you want is a bit of coffee with syrup in it. But more to the point, why is the menu in like 8 point font that’s so small even people with normal vision can’t read it? But wait, there’s nothing on it! Do they even want a menu? Are they protesting against menus so you have to order with their mobile app?
And the staff… And the people who go there… Free wifi, but wifi bother? I can smell espresso so good it’s making me hungry and have heart palpitations already.